Top 10 Reasons for Not Attending Synagogue on Shabbat

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Reasons for Not Attending Synagogue on Shabbat

I heard this Torah reading last year

I was deeply offended by the Rabbi's racist comments about the Amalekite people

I live in North Brunei

"I am embarrassed by my name when called up to the Torah" - Heard from Boutros Boutros Ghalli

My last hagbahah (lifting of the Torah) was disqualified by the Rabbi after my blood test came back with traces of anabolic steroids

Nobody sang with me at Kiddush when I started a round of "Ten Thousand Bottles of Kedem Sitting on the Western Wall"

The Rabbi is my father-in-law

The Rebbitzin is my mother-in-law

My stock broker is now attending services in a Federal Penitentiary

I am a Gentile (Jewishly challenged - to be politically correct)
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