10.

In the bread box.

9.

In a Congressional Investigation file on Democratic Party Fundraising (sure to get lost).

8.

In a cardboard recycling container (impossible to distinguish the matzah from the cardboard).

7.

In your old 5¼ inch floppy disk drive.

6.

In a gym, among the discus storage.

5.

In the middle pocket of the matzah cover.

4.

In the same place Grandpa has been hiding them for the past 20 years - no one's found them yet.

3.

In the holding tank of your brother's science fair experiment project on toxic waste disposal.

2.

Use it as a base in a Little League baseball game.

1.

Paint it silver, and pretend that it is a giant, broken CD-Rom.